(Don’t worry guys, there’s something here for you too i.e. cute girls wearing socks. Be a little patient.).
I get it. Sometimes life can be a little more complex for you compared to us dudes. You carry around babies in your bellies. You spend an ungodly amount of time in front of the mirror. And most unfortunately, you have to sit down to pee. That one still really perplexes me. Anyways, what I’m trying to say is I understand why I see damn near every girl ever sporting a pair of mismatched socks from the Costco variety pack. There’s only so much time in the day, am I right?! WRONG. Trust me, I did a little experiment and it takes the same amount of time to put on a pair of Richer Poorer socks as it does to put on a pair of whatever you’re going to stop wearing after reading this.
Now the only other perceivable hurdle between you and stepping up your sock game is styling. That’s what I’m here for. Luckily for you I asked two of the freshest/cutest girls I know to let me raid their closets and make their ankles famous. This is what we came up with.
Jake, The Intern