Products of my Procrastination: Graduation

Guys and Gals, I just spent 12 dollars on breakfast at McDonalds. You see, I’ve been feeling very indulgent lately because YOUR BOY GRADUATED COLLEGE THIS WEEK. That’s right, people; the kid who gets paid to skip physiology class and write about fashion received a freaking diploma. I’m shocked almost as much as my classmates…

Products of My Procrastination: My Mom, The Style Icon

Everyone who cares about clothes has a style icon—someone who inspires his or her style moves day in and day out. Some people look to the depths of fashion folklore for their style icon. Others seek a sartorial muse deep in their tumblr feed. Me? I’m a bit different. My style icon is only just…

Products Of My Procrastination: Literally Pt. 3

Hello People Who Read My Posts, I’ve been back in school for a little over two weeks now and as much as I’d like to say I’m hating it; I’m really not. Granted, this may be due to the fact I’ve been taking frequent mental health days to work on more important things (i.e. blog…

Products of my Procrastination: Spring Break Edition

Guys and Gals, It’s 9am and I’m currently seated at my kitchen table eating a bowl of rice. Seriously—just rice. My fridge is bare AF because I just got back from spring break. I think we have soy sauce, but I couldn’t find it. Ugh. Today is my last first day of school EVER. I…

Products Of My Procrastination: S/S ’16 Faves for Men

Hey Blog Fam, I’m reporting to you live from the third floor of the library. Despite the windy conditions, I have decided to sit on the little terrace outside because it’s much too hot inside to wear my favorite Acne coaches jacket. I could care less if my notes (read: piece of paper with the…

Products of my Procrastination: S/S ’16 Faves for Women

Guys and GIRLS, No my caps lock was not on accidentally. This one is for all of my loyal female readers aka my mom, my aunt, and from what i’ve heard from ALL my connects at Vogue, Anna Wintour. Apparently homegirl really digs my words. I considered gathering some advice from my favorite female fashionistas for this…

Products of my Procrastination: Street Style Files Vol. 2

Welcome to the Street Style Files. This is a column where I provide assistance to struggling street style subjects by advising them on their sock game. Feel free to take notes.   Guys and Girls, I’d like to say I’m writing to you from the back row of some class I don’t care about, but…

Products of my Procrastination: MY REBOOT

Guys and Gals, Well, it’s a week into the New Year which probably means you are currently seeking ways to silently escape your overzealous resolution(s). Let’s be honest, people; resolutions are really dumb. I definitely have a word in my literary arsenal better suited for that previous statement than ‘dumb’, but I wanted to display…

Products of my Procrastination: Holiday Wish List

Hey Blog Friends, I’m back and I just found out that ‘wish list’ is two words. Finals are over and I have already learned more by sitting at my computer for 30 seconds writing for y’all than I learned during all of finals week. I probably would’ve learned something if I studied. Whatever. I…

Products Of My Procrastination: Thanksgiving Dinner

Hey Guys, This whole getting paid to do what I usually do to procrastinate is taking a serious toll on my academic performance. Sometime in the next 12 hours I need to produce 1500 words on whether or not the poorest nations in the world are condemned to perpetual poverty by the current world economic…

Products of my Procrastination: GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS

Girls, (Don’t worry guys, there’s something here for you too i.e. cute girls wearing socks. Be a little patient.). I get it. Sometimes life can be a little more complex for you compared to us dudes. You carry around babies in your bellies. You spend an ungodly amount of time in front of the mirror.…

Products of my Procrastination: Midterm Music

Guys and Girls, Remember how I said I wouldn’t be in the library until midterms? Well, I lied. Midterms have arrived all too quickly and my brain is not ready to breach the doors of that god forsaken place just yet. So here I am, at my desk, procrastinating. Prior to the naissance of Jake,…